neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

tinybeepokemon:

"nothing beats a jelly-filled donut before a fight!"

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

ragyo-lo:

when u defeated a boss with only 1% left of ur health:image

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014